Before 2019 comes to an end, here are 15 tweets from women that will make your day and you will end 2019 laughing out loud.
When it comes to being sarcastic, there’s no one better than women. Here are 15 tweets from women that are hilarious and very relatable. Enjoy reading the tweets:
1 @karencheee wrote: ‘People say committees don’t work but that’s bc they haven’t seen a group of women gather to help one person draft & send a risky text’.
2 @jiatolentino wrote: ‘Imagine being on a plane and NOT eating every item presented to you as if you will never again have ready access to food in your life’.
3 @aparnapkin wrote: ‘clock: go to bed…. brain: google marmosets i dare you’
4 @ItsSamG wrote: ‘Wherever all my Tupperware lids are, I truly hope that they are happy’
5 @roxiqt wrote: THERAPIST: And what do we do when we feel sad?
ME: Fill a fountain drink with every flavor & let the lord decide whether it tastes good or not
THERAPIST: No
6 @Brittany_broski wrote: ‘it’s with a heavy heart I announce that I let another innocent bunch of bananas rot on my kitchen counter for 12 days’
7 @Scaachi wrote: ‘me at 16 screaming at my mom: i’ll never be like you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me at 28 screaming at my husband: don’t throw out the dahi container we can clean it and use it as tupperware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
8 @AbbyHasIssues wrote: ‘Things I thought I would have as an adult: a thriving career, an amazing social life, an impressive retirement account.
Things I actually have as an adult: a plastic bag filled with plastic bags, a favorite spatula, crippling anxiety.’
9 @rachelpegram wrote: ‘When I carry two full paper Trader Joe’s bags home that IS a workout. It’s arm day. Leg day. Core day. Finger day. Imma A CrossFit Queen. A Barbell Bitch. A Gains Goddess of Groceries.’
10 @BisHilarious wrote: ‘Called a restaurant to make a reservation but couldn’t think of the word so asked for a food appointment and now I can never show my face there again’
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