A woman spoke out and revealed she couldn’t stop laughing after her husband ate a whole bar of laxative chocolate by mistake and spent the entire day sitting on the toilet.
Sharing the story with her 60,000 followers on Facebook, author Abby Jimenez wrote:
“Oh my God, I have never laughed so f***ing hard in my LIFE. So last night my husband took some Ex-Lax. Then this morning, some s**t started going down.
“Like, literally. He looked at the packaging and realized that when it said to eat 1-2 squares, it meant the tiny squares, not an entire block. He ate 12 DOSES of Ex-Lax.
“(Husband, baby, I can see where the mistake was made. With that whole block of chocolate wrapped up like one dose, and it flipped backward like it was, I get it. But good Lord, I can’t even with this.)
“So I’m calling Poison Control because he thought he was dying and I literally cannot stop laughing. I’m barely able to talk, I’m laughing so hard. The guy on the other end probably thought it was a prank call.”
As the amused wife proudly shared, “even thinking about me trying to explain that my 39-year-old husband just ate a whole brick of Ex-Lax is making me wheeze.”
“The guy was like, ‘The biggest risks are cramping, dehydration, and diaper rash.’ Motherf***ing DIAPER RASH. I was NOT ready for this dude to come at me with diaper rash. I completely lost it,” Abby added.
“My husband was so p**sed. The Poison Control guy kept chuckling and going, ‘Oh boy. Oooh boy. You’ll need to get some DESITIN.’ DEAD.
“I am not equipped to deal with this kind of crisis. I know it could have been super serious, but OMG. And the funniest part of all is he thought he only took a half dose because he only ate one bar.”
While the wife admitted the situation could turn out to be more serious than it was, she claimed her husband was going to be fine.
“He’s going to be fine. I’m still crying. I can’t even drink my latte because I keep choking thinking about it and spitting my coffee back into my mug. I had to lay down sideways in a restaurant booth because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe, three full hours after this happened,” she concluded.
“He let me share this story. I have no idea why. All I know is it’s a gift to the universe.”
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