A woman invited teachers to share hilarious things their students have said to them on Mumsnet and some of the stories are downright hilarious.
The woman wrote on Mumsnet: “Any stories of weird notes, experiences, or things that make you laugh and think I do love my job?”
Teachers started sharing the hilarious stories about their students and here are some of them for you to make your day a little better.
One teacher told that she was teaching a set of twins who kept forgetting their reading books and when she told them to look for the books, one of the twins turned to the other and said the unthinkable.
The twin said: “I think I know where they are, they are under Mummy’s bed next to her plastic willy.”
Another teacher revealed that a child in year 1 told her that the police were at her house last night and when she asked her, ‘why’, she said: ‘Mummy and Daddy were making dirty videos in the garden shed and the police come and took them all away.”
One little boy told his teacher that his father wears his mother’s nighty at bedtime and then said to the teacher he probably shouldn’t have told her that.
Another kid told their teacher that their mother was ill and when she said she hopes she gets well soon, he replied: “Oh, it’s OK. Daddy said if she hadn’t drunk so much f*cking vodka then she wouldn’t have f*cking vomited so much.”
One teacher told that when she was working in a primary school, a year two boy would ask every girl to marry him but one little girl kept ignoring him.
When the little boy asked the little girl why she kept ignoring him and why she wouldn’t marry him.
The girl yelled: “Marriage is a patriarchal institution used to oppress women and keep us as second class citizens. Please go away, I’m playing with Ellie’.”
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