Ordering anything online can be a bit risky.
For one thing, the sellers have the unlawful humor of playing “Genie In A Bottle”, where you have to be specific as hell or they’ll send you the wrong product. Kay had the same thought process when she decided to buy a product off of Amazon. The product, conveniently named “Liquid Ass”, is a practical joke aerosol spray which fills the air with the stench of bowel movements and decomposition.
As a test, Kay decided to use the spray on her boyfriend, and as is with most pranks, it was hilarious.
Kay, being the comedian she aspires to be, wrote out a catalog which documented her boyfriend’s reactions in a review. Her review is no doubt the most popular one on the Amazon page, and it’s no wonder why.
Her boyfriend at first didn’t realize the smell, but slowly and slowly, the terrific scent struck his senses and he was filled with disgust. His actions were captured by his girlfriend, who continued to pretend as if she knew nothing. The story unravels as her boyfriend starts to clean the entire house, and then blaming the cat for passing bowels with strong smells. He says that they need to issue an appointment with the vet as the situation is of great concern.
The whole scene was hilarious indeed. Scroll further to read the whole story and to see some other ridiculous reviews.
The name of the item, “Liquid Ass”, is enough to give off repulsive vibes. People use it for various purposes, but our lady took it to extreme levels.
If you’re still not convinced, then read the other reviews for this god-forsaken product.
Would you be willing to buy this product?
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