A 67-year-old man had the shock of his life when he rushed to save a drowning woman only to realize that it was just a headless silicone doll.
Chris Ford from Portland, Dorset, was collecting driftwood after a storm when he saw the body lying face down. He feared he would discover a lifeless body but was relieved when it turned out to be a doll.
“It was a human-like figure but was too clean and too pretty – and it did not have a head. Apart from its lack of a face it was very anatomically correct. So as soon as I got to her I knew it was a sex doll,” he said.
“I am always out collecting driftwood after storms so I fully expected to see a human body one day but never this. It certainly made my day,” Chris continued.
“It just caught me by surprise, but we can only speculate where it came from. It is a busy shipping channel with loads of boats so it could have come from one of them.
“Maybe a fishermen’s wife found it in the cupboard and threw it overboard. It did not have a head – so maybe a perverted fisherman got rid of it but decided to clear it out and keep the head – I can only speculate why.”
He went on: “I just chuckled and found the whole things hilarious. I’ve seen dead cows, pieces of dolphin, seals etc wash up – but never anything like this.
“It was a proper life-size doll and it looked like it had broken its shoulder joint as the right arm was bent back.
“We all had a proper giggle. She was certainly very pert indeed and I have tried to preserve her modesty in the pictures.”
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