British actor John Cleese wants your money in exchange for a very informative insult video – and he will only take about 300 bucks, thank you very much.
The 80-year-old Monty Python original cast and a comedy legend star, he claims he has passed on a recent Vimeo video that he posted online. In it he made it his mission to do something better off ‘before I died’, and premised that he is indeed dead now. As a post-mortem gesture, he would grant the public this not-free-but-well-deserved treat. Of course, he is willing to send nice messages as well to loved ones and all that but he will charge extra because they’re ‘so f***ing boring’:
‘Since my death I’ve received no honest work at all so I’ve been reduced to doing these shout outs. I can send messages to your loved ones. I can be sweet and loving and sympathetic if that’s what you really want but I charge more for that because its so f***ing boring.’