Before 2019 comes to an end, here are 15 tweets from parents that will leave you in stitches.
Some of the tweets are so savage that you will laugh out loud. Enjoy the 15 hilarious tweets from parents and share them with your children.
1 @dramadelinquent wrote: ‘My husband and I decided we don’t want to have children. We will be telling them tonight.’
2 @MotherPlaylist wrote: ‘No one tells you that most of parenting is going through your phone to decide which blurry photo to keep out of the 729 selfies your kid took of themself.’
3 @Tired_Dad_of_2 wrote: ‘You don’t know what stress is until you watch your 2 year old try to spread cream cheese on a bagel.’
3 @VisionBored1 wrote: ‘Saw a bumper sticker that said My Other Ride Is Your Mom and my son asked if his mom was giving people piggy back rides so basically don’t ever teach your child to read’
4 @AmberLeventry wrote: ‘The only time my child closes a door is when I am right behind her with my hands full.’
5 @DadandBuried wrote: ‘I don’t know what kind of life I envisioned myself having at this age, but watching a half-naked toddler lick the frosting off a Pop-Tart while sitting on my chest at 5:45 in the morning was almost definitely not a part of it.’
6 @Cheeseboy22 wrote: ‘Family vacations are just day after day of your kid begging to go back to the hotel so they can swim in the pool.’
7 @GrantTanaka wrote: ‘asked my son what his favorite part of aquaman was & he said “the part with the water” so maybe it’s time we reevaluate common core’
8 @ihoplollipop wrote: ‘If you don’t kick your kid’s toy across the room after your trip on it, are you even a parent?’
9 @momTruthBomb wrote: ‘All the baby books tell you that infants need to eat every 2 to 3 hours, but what they fail to mention is that this behavior continues until the child turns 18 and moves out of your house.’
10 @TheNYAMProject wrote: ‘My 3 year old just told me I’m the Best Mommy Ever. I’m super excited to put that next to the Worst Mommy Ever trophy she awarded me last night.’
11 @isabelzawtun wrote: ‘My daughter woke me up at 5 am to urgently tell me “any balloon spongebob blows up is technically a water balloon” & I have not been able to fall back asleep’
12 @KMoFlo_official wrote: ‘5y/o and I made cupcakes. After handing one to his dad he said, condescendingly “Here’s yours, daddy. Don’t eat the paper part.”’
13 @HenpeckedHal wrote: ‘Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it’s possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.’
14 @sarcasticmommy4 wrote: ‘50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.’
15 @Lhlodder wrote: ‘No one makes more observations than a child sharing a stall with his mother inside a public restroom.’
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