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Awkward Yet Hilarious First Date Stories That Will Leave You In Stitches


People were asked to tell their awkward yet hilarious dating stories and what people shared will make you laugh out loud.

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Here are some of the stories that are very awkward yet very funny. Probably, you will relate to some of these stories if you have ever gone on a blind date or Tinder dates.

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1 “I met up with this guy on Tinder and we seemed to click. Fast forward into the date and he disappeared and came back holding a sandwich-sized bag half full of what looked like broken glass.

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Crack, my Tinder date had crack. I politely declined his offer and then when I had the opportunity, made an exit.” by Buzzfeed user heatherb45021465f

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2 “Instead of rescheduling, one guy took me to a funeral on a first date. Then afterwards, while eating dinner, the conversation was so awkward due to nothing in common, I couldn’t even look him in the eye.” by Buzzfeed user jlpowell1201

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3 “An older woman I used to work with decided to set me up with her son.point 173 | He asked if I’d like to come over for dinner.point 215 |

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This is not normally something I would agree to, but I did since I knew his mom.point 64 | Turned out he still lived at home with her.point 99 | While I was planning my exit strategy, she got up and asked, ‘Would you two like some privacy for coitus?’ I thanked them for a lovely meal and made up a lie about how I had to leave.point 257 |

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I never felt comfortable around her at work again.point 42 | ” by Buzzfeed user buttmuffinpoint 73 | 1

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4 “We went to sushi and he just had to go back to his place before drinks.point 248 |

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Turned out we had to go back to his place because he was afraid of public restrooms.point 68 | I sat alone in his living room listening to him straining while trying to poop.point 133 | He then realized he was out of toilet paper and texted me to grab him a roll from upstairs.point 206 |

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Let’s not even get into the smell.point 34 | Literally the shittiest date ever.point 64 | ” by Buzzfeed user erickajenicespoint 98 | 1

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5 “I went on a double date with a friend, and the guy who was my date thought it’d be cool to go to a cemetery. So, we walked around and talked, but when we went back to the car, he realized he dropped his keys.

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We all had to walk over and around graves to find them.” by Buzzfeed user katharinek2

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6 “The guy who asked me out worked at a garage but he didn’t bother to shower before our date, so he showed up covered in grease.

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The whole night was awful, but I eventually gave up after he said, ‘You ever hang out in hospitals? I like to. Maybe just because I’m turned on by blood.’ I cannot make this shit up.” by Buzzfeed user colleenh49

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7 “Not only was the guy I met up with not the person in his pictures, he told me I looked different than what he expected, and offered me gas money to leave.” by Buzzfeed user victoriaf4f2309550

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8 “I was on a date with a guy from Tinder, and towards the end he asks me if I want to see his neighbor’s new puppy. So he calls them and says “yeah me and Stacey will be over soon.”

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We just spent three hours together and he didn’t know my name was Perry.” by Buzzfeed user perrys4049e593d

 

 

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